Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Gloria bares all

I really can't believe it. It's an absolute no-brainer like the advantages of shimano's rapid rise gear shifting(google it if you're lost). Gloria has got be the greatest relationship I've ever had. She wants for little, and gives plenty in return. Did I forget to mention that she has NEVER gone premenstrual on me? If you're still not convinced that she is the greatest girl on the planet, then i suggest you read on.

So the other day we were soaking up some rays with Cape Town's social set at Muizenberg's surfer's corner. We'd gone for a little spin on the newly revamped Supertube and I shot a 19 on the back nine of the golf course (sorry, I forget we have two, that should read the BLUE course).

Now Muizies is really coming back in flavour these days, the honeys are wall to wall and excitement is high with the impending opening of a 'Sinful' ice cream store. So we were fooling around with the volleyball net when things got a bit competitive. Now mixed doubles volleyball is all about the ability of your chick to dig and the boy to spike. Now G can dig with best and my spike might as well be a surf report, but we were playing against Neil and Kerry, who do this stuff all the time. We lost the best of five at 23's in the fifth, which is naelskraap if you know your volleyball scoring. The consequence of defeat was of course a skinny dip, and Mr McKenzie had his fancy pancy new Cybershot out in a flash to document the evidence. Gloria is quite comfy with the camera and seems to have no skaam when flashing assets.

Now I'm not the jealous type, and I'm happy with the 'look but don't touch' rules. Now some people might have problems at work viewing these pictures, as they are shall we say only with bikini bottoms on. So if you're under 18, i'm only warning you once.

Oh yeah

more of that please

that's enough now

2 comments:

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steve said...

ok, when i ordered Gloria to get a Brazilian, this is not what I expected....damn spammers, how did they find me?babelfish it to see what it's offering.

Anyway, my big regret is not naming this post:
Gloria Stits' Glorious Tits