Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Some handy positions not found in Kama sutra v1.0

 Okay now faithful readers, bare with me hear as we do some hand origami.
 
Position one:
Curl your thumb and forefinger into a C-shape, and face it forward as if grabbing an imaginary horizontal pole, the rest of your fingers should follow the forefinger. Now straighten the curve on thumb and the group of fingers, so there is a proper 'V' between thumb and forefinger if viewed from the side.


Position two:
Otherwise known as the 'Texan Longhorn salute'. Make a fist and hold it in front of you, palm down. Extend your forefinger and pinkie finger, whilst the other three digits remain in the fist, thumb tucked around your middle finger.


Position three:
Take your right hand and do the V 'victory' sign. Now turn it completely downwards; your forefinger and middle finger should be pointing to the ground.


Practice these three positions, once you have mastered them well enough it will be clear that you can proceed straight to the finishing positions.
 
Learn them.


Learn them well, they are your friends.






This is just a gap so you don't rush down and read the end, remind yourself to wash your car tonight, scrub with the left and practice the positions with your right hand.












Like all friends they have names, not numbers like i have explained them here.

Position One is really called Crocodile.
Position Two is really called Sting Ray.
Position Three is really called Steve Irwin.
 
 

Crocodile beats Sting Ray beats Steve Irwin which of course beats Crocodile.

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