Monday, December 03, 2007

no más de Pedro

Ardent followers would remember the Germexican's little retreat which was recently chronicalled here. There's been a fair amount of interest in a follow-up, and I did look into it, but with 10 days of meditation there just wasn't much substance for a full-blown post. He does have a neat 10cm gash on his stomach now (right about where your kidney is), similar to the one where they removed my appendix....fishy indeed.

What will be of more interest to the general public is what has transpired since Pedro has returned to the real world. In a secrecy shrouded international trip he has indeed finally emerged with what looks something like formal employment. There's a definite movie script in it, as it involves private jets, surgeons and oligarchs.

I had heard enough and had to put my foot down, we all know what happened to all who lived with Yuri the Russian earlier this year, so the kid is out the surf shack from January. He mumbled something about getting kitted out with the vegan in some little base not far from the ocean.
For those of you who can do maths, it'll be plainly obvious that that makes one free room available in the fine pink establishment down south. We're only looking at bikini models for now, but will be willing to put you on the waiting list if your credentials match up.

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